{"id":130,"date":"2018-05-22T15:46:24","date_gmt":"2018-05-22T15:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barkles.dog\/?page_id=130"},"modified":"2018-05-22T17:37:43","modified_gmt":"2018-05-22T17:37:43","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/barkles.dog\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"130\" class=\"elementor elementor-130 elementor-bc-flex-widget\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-19012be elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"19012be\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-0ba87c0\" data-id=\"0ba87c0\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9fb017b elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"9fb017b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"181\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=181\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?fit=1201%2C679&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1201,679\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"barkles header\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?fit=300%2C170&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?fit=1024%2C579&amp;ssl=1\" width=\"1024\" height=\"579\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?fit=1024%2C579\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-181\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?w=1201 1201w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?resize=300%2C170 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?resize=768%2C434 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?resize=1024%2C579 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" data-attachment-id=\"181\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=181\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?fit=1201%2C679\" data-orig-size=\"1201,679\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"barkles header\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?fit=300%2C170\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-header.png?fit=1024%2C579\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-940a7ec elementor-invisible elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"940a7ec\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_animation&quot;:&quot;bounceIn&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-704ba43 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"704ba43\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Hello and welcome to my website I am Barkles the Dog, and I have had many wonderful adventures I can&#8217;t wait to share with you! However, due to the unfortunate fact that we exist in a late-stage capitalist society it is necessary for me to engage in a financial exchange with you before I can share said wonderful adventures! OH BOY!<\/p><p>Also I have a video game! With incredible graphics, an amazing combat system, and six or seven possible endings, this is a game so amazing that Kotaku and Polygon won&#8217;t tell you about it, mostly because they don&#8217;t know it exists!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bbd6fe1 elementor-button-danger elementor-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"bbd6fe1\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-xl\" href=\"http:\/\/barkles.dog\/game\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">PLAY MY GAME!<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-3d8401d elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"3d8401d\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-2664d3f\" data-id=\"2664d3f\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-189a8be elementor-widget-divider--view-line elementor-widget elementor-widget-divider\" data-id=\"189a8be\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"divider.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-divider\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-divider-separator\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-fbb3c5c elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"fbb3c5c\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-4c6b5c4\" data-id=\"4c6b5c4\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-19d25a5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"19d25a5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">COMIC BOOKS<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cd5799c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"cd5799c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><strong>QUESTION<\/strong>: Barkles, do you have any comics?<\/p><p><strong>ANSWER<\/strong>: h*ck yeah I do!!!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1c0b01d elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"1c0b01d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figure class=\"wp-caption\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/pizzagun.storenvy.com\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"150\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=150\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?fit=631%2C397&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"631,397\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"barkles comics\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?fit=300%2C189&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?fit=631%2C397&amp;ssl=1\" width=\"631\" height=\"397\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?fit=631%2C397\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-150\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?w=631 631w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?resize=300%2C189 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 631px) 100vw, 631px\" data-attachment-id=\"150\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=150\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?fit=631%2C397\" data-orig-size=\"631,397\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"barkles comics\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?fit=300%2C189\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-comics.png?fit=631%2C397\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figcaption class=\"widget-image-caption wp-caption-text\">COMIC BOOKS WHAT<\/figcaption>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-46ae456 elementor-widget-divider--view-line elementor-widget elementor-widget-divider\" data-id=\"46ae456\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"divider.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-divider\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-divider-separator\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f70353f elementor-widget elementor-widget-toggle\" data-id=\"f70353f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"toggle.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-toggle\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-toggle-item\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-title-2591\" class=\"elementor-tab-title\" data-tab=\"1\" role=\"button\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-2591\" aria-expanded=\"false\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-toggle-icon elementor-toggle-icon-left\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<i class=\"elementor-toggle-icon-closed fa fa-caret-right\"><\/i>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<i class=\"elementor-toggle-icon-opened fa fa-caret-up\"><\/i>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-toggle-title\" tabindex=\"0\">BARKLES: AMERICA'S FAVORITE DOG<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-2591\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"1\" role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-2591\"><div id=\"product_description\"><p><img decoding=\"async\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dlp2gfjvaz867.cloudfront.net\/product_photos\/60100680\/file_92e776f849_400w.jpg\" alt=\"Book: barkles! america's favorite dog\" \/><\/p><p>Captain Barkles wasn&#8217;t a good boy &#8212; he was the best: a member of an elite anti-terrorist unit tasked with keeping bad guys out of America&#8217;s yard. But after going off-mission to save a school bus full of orphans, Barkles was forced to live undercover&#8230; and in dishonor!<\/p><p>However, when Barkles stumbles upon a terrorist plot and is called back into service, will he be able to save America and redeem himself, or is he&#8230; BARKING&#8230; up the wrong tree?<\/p><p>(he is not, he definitely wins, don&#8217;t worry, it is cool.)<\/p><\/div><p><a href=\"http:\/\/pizzagun.storenvy.com\/collections\/250689-all-products\/products\/22900284-book-barkles-best-dog-of-all-time\">CLICK HERE TO BUY!<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-toggle-item\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-title-2592\" class=\"elementor-tab-title\" data-tab=\"2\" role=\"button\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-2592\" aria-expanded=\"false\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-toggle-icon elementor-toggle-icon-left\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<i class=\"elementor-toggle-icon-closed fa fa-caret-right\"><\/i>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<i class=\"elementor-toggle-icon-opened fa fa-caret-up\"><\/i>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-toggle-title\" tabindex=\"0\">BARKLES: BEST DOG OF ALL TIME<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-2592\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"2\" role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-2592\"><p>Barkles is BACK, in his TIMEliest adventure yet! When the eccentric Uncle B discovers a disturbance in the TIMEline, he calls upon AMERICA&#8217;S FAVORITE DOG to join him on the adventure of a lifeTIME&#8230; in the PAST!<\/p><p>NOW, it&#8217;s a race against the CLOCK as these TIMEporal adventurers encounter a plethora of famous figures in the most scientifically and historically accurate time travel story ever told! But will they solve this mystery before the nefarious time-jerk STRIKES? Yes. Yes they will, but it will still be fun to read, okay? Just relax, jeez.<\/p><p>Printed using highly-experimental Flip-O-Vision\u00ae technology to enhance the time-travel experience. See instructions at front of book to avoid becoming lost in the timestream!<\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/pizzagun.storenvy.com\/collections\/250689-all-products\/products\/22900284-book-barkles-best-dog-of-all-time\">CLICK HERE TO TIME-BUY!<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-toggle-item\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-title-2593\" class=\"elementor-tab-title\" data-tab=\"3\" role=\"button\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-2593\" aria-expanded=\"false\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-toggle-icon elementor-toggle-icon-left\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<i class=\"elementor-toggle-icon-closed fa fa-caret-right\"><\/i>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<i class=\"elementor-toggle-icon-opened fa fa-caret-up\"><\/i>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-toggle-title\" tabindex=\"0\">BARKLES: ONE HELL OF A DOG<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-2593\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"3\" role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-2593\"><p><img decoding=\"async\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dzasv7x7a867v.cloudfront.net\/product_photos\/63148686\/file_bf85d9415e_400w.png\" alt=\"Book: barkles! one hell of a dog\" \/><\/p><p>Barkles, this is your life!<\/p><p>After a full-death experience, Barkles stands on the scales of eternal judgment&#8230; and he may be found wanting!<\/p><p>As our good boy&#8217;s naughty streak is revealed, can America&#8217;s Favorite Dog find redemption&#8230; or will he be condemned to THE FLAMES OF PERDITION?!<\/p><p>No! He&#8217;ll be fine! God, why do you keep doing this? You&#8217;re just ruining these comics for yourself with these questions!<\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/pizzagun.storenvy.com\/collections\/250689-all-products\/products\/22900323-book-barkles-one-hell-of-a-dog\">CLICK HERE TO BUY!<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5b912f3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5b912f3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>PLEASE READ THESE WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE I WORKED VERY HARD ON THEM<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-fc79a2b elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"fc79a2b\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-fb93ad0\" data-id=\"fb93ad0\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-85d3d62 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"85d3d62\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d0f1330 animated-slow elementor-invisible elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"d0f1330\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;_animation&quot;:&quot;fadeIn&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4>&#8220;BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!&#8221;<\/h4><p>&#8212; <em>Barkles<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-21e64a4\" data-id=\"21e64a4\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4f880c4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"4f880c4\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"132\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=132\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?fit=401%2C403&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"401,403\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"barkles sitting\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?fit=401%2C403&amp;ssl=1\" width=\"401\" height=\"403\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?fit=401%2C403\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-132\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?w=401 401w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?resize=300%2C300 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 401px) 100vw, 401px\" data-attachment-id=\"132\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=132\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?fit=401%2C403\" data-orig-size=\"401,403\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"barkles sitting\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?fit=300%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/barkles-sitting.png?fit=401%2C403\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-ab3c740 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"ab3c740\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-96912fe\" data-id=\"96912fe\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6b41116 elementor-alert-info elementor-widget elementor-widget-alert\" data-id=\"6b41116\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"alert.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-alert\" role=\"alert\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-alert-title\">Watch Out for CATS!!!<\/span>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-alert-description\">They totally suck!<\/span>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<button type=\"button\" class=\"elementor-alert-dismiss\" aria-label=\"Dismiss this alert.\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span aria-hidden=\"true\">&times;<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/button>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-a78708e elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"a78708e\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-2b7b65e\" data-id=\"2b7b65e\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a1f5473 elementor-widget-divider--view-line elementor-widget elementor-widget-divider\" data-id=\"a1f5473\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"divider.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-divider\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-divider-separator\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-785a8b8 elementor-button-danger elementor-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"785a8b8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-xl\" href=\"http:\/\/barkles.dog\/game\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">DID YOU PLAY MY GAME YET?<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-954cee2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-testimonial\" data-id=\"954cee2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"testimonial.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-testimonial-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-testimonial-content\">\"Last week Barkles got into my house somehow and barked at a plant for nearly twelve hours without stopping! I called animal control but they were powerless to stop him! Truly, this dog is one of a kind!\"<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-testimonial-meta elementor-has-image elementor-testimonial-image-position-aside\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-testimonial-meta-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-testimonial-image\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"152\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=152\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?fit=1300%2C1065&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1300,1065\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;(c) Ariwasabi | Dreamstime.com&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"stock image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?fit=300%2C246&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?fit=1024%2C839&amp;ssl=1\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-image-152\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"152\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=152\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?fit=1300%2C1065\" data-orig-size=\"1300,1065\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;(c) Ariwasabi | Dreamstime.com&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"stock image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?fit=300%2C246\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?fit=1024%2C839\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/stock-image.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-testimonial-details\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-testimonial-name\">Joan Dreamstime<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-testimonial-job\">Neighbor<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-074bacc elementor-widget-divider--view-line elementor-widget elementor-widget-divider\" data-id=\"074bacc\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"divider.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-divider\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-divider-separator\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-4348cce elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"4348cce\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-6f9ef6f\" data-id=\"6f9ef6f\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-407764d elementor-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"407764d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-sm\" href=\"#\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">This is a button!<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-38e36b9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"38e36b9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>it doesn&#8217;t actually do anything, I just like it!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-a8128c5 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"a8128c5\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-3e01b2c\" data-id=\"3e01b2c\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f69b221 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"f69b221\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"170\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=170\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/underconstruction.gif?fit=266%2C266&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"266,266\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"underconstruction\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/underconstruction.gif?fit=266%2C266&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/underconstruction.gif?fit=266%2C266&amp;ssl=1\" width=\"266\" height=\"266\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/underconstruction.gif?fit=266%2C266\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-170\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"170\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/barkles.dog\/?attachment_id=170\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/barkles.dog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/underconstruction.gif?fit=266%2C266\" data-orig-size=\"266,266\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"underconstruction\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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Good bye!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Hello and welcome to my website I am Barkles the Dog, and I have had many wonderful adventures I can&#8217;t wait to share with you! 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